Season - Episode
11
Season 11 Sep 04, 1991
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11 - 1Viva Espana Sep 04, 1991 -
11 - 2The Best Laid Plans Sep 11, 1991 -
11 - 3Born Again Sep 18, 1991 -
11 - 4There Goes The Bride Sep 25, 1991 -
11 - 5Two Fools And Their Money Oct 02, 1991 -
11 - 6The First Of The Queue Oct 09, 1991
10
Season 10 Sep 05, 1990
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10 - 1X Marks The Spot Sep 05, 1990 -
10 - 2S.W.A.L.K. Sep 12, 1990 -
10 - 3Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Sep 19, 1990 -
10 - 4Happy Holiday Sep 26, 1990 -
10 - 5There But For The Grace Of God Oct 03, 1990 -
10 - 6A Car By Any Other Name Oct 10, 1990
9
Season 9 Sep 06, 1989
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9 - 1Just The Ticket Sep 06, 1989 -
9 - 2A Question Of Honour Sep 13, 1989 -
9 - 3A New Lease Of Life Sep 20, 1989 -
9 - 4Aspects Of Love Sep 27, 1989 -
9 - 5Neighbours Oct 04, 1989 -
9 - 6Bonjour Paris Oct 11, 1989 -
9 - 7A Winter's Tale Dec 28, 1989
8
Season 8 Oct 24, 1988
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8 - 1Grandfathers-In-Law Oct 24, 1988 -
8 - 2Nursery Times Oct 31, 1988 -
8 - 3Whose Baby ? Nov 07, 1988 -
8 - 4Never Say Die Nov 14, 1988 -
8 - 5Moving On Nov 21, 1988 -
8 - 6It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet Nov 28, 1988
7
Season 7 Jan 27, 1988
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7 - 1Settled Out of Court Jan 27, 1988 -
7 - 2The Wagers Of Sin Mar 03, 1988 -
7 - 3Betrothed, Bothered And Bewildered Feb 10, 1988 -
7 - 4The Second Time Around Feb 17, 1988 -
7 - 5Born To Blush Unseen Feb 24, 1988 -
7 - 6Fasten Your Seat Belts Mar 02, 1988
6
Season 6 Jan 15, 1987
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6 - 1Feed A Cold Jan 15, 1987 -
6 - 2Going To Pot Jan 22, 1987 -
6 - 3Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing Jan 29, 1987 -
6 - 4A Night To Remember Feb 05, 1987 -
6 - 5The Battle Of Deveraux Dale Feb 12, 1987 -
6 - 6Affair of the Heart Feb 19, 1987
5
Season 5 Jan 08, 1986
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5 - 1In Whom We Tryst Jan 08, 1986 -
5 - 2Going, Going, Gone! Jan 15, 1986 -
5 - 3Thicker Than Water Jan 22, 1986 -
5 - 4Kung Who ? Jan 29, 1986 -
5 - 5Reading Between The Lines Feb 05, 1986 -
5 - 6Definitely Not Cricket! Feb 12, 1986
4
Season 4 Nov 08, 1984
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4 - 1A Home of Your Own Nov 08, 1984 -
4 - 2The Royal Connection Nov 15, 1984 -
4 - 3Words and Music Nov 22, 1984 -
4 - 4No Flame Like An Old Flame Nov 29, 1984 -
4 - 5Love's Neighbours' Lost Dec 06, 1984 -
4 - 6Come Fly With Me Dec 13, 1984
3
Season 3 Oct 10, 1983
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3 - 1Taking Stock Oct 10, 1983 -
3 - 2Partners Oct 17, 1983 -
3 - 3A Nose For Quality Oct 24, 1983 -
3 - 4The End Of The Line Oct 31, 1983 -
3 - 5The Welsh Connection Nov 07, 1983 -
3 - 6Not On The Same Wavelength Nov 14, 1983
2
Season 2 Sep 07, 1982
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2 - 1Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ? Sep 07, 1982 -
2 - 2As Young As You Feel Sep 14, 1982 -
2 - 3A Woman's Place ... Sep 21, 1982 -
2 - 4Blood Brothers Sep 28, 1982 -
2 - 5lf You Knew Susan Oct 05, 1982 -
2 - 6The More We Are Together Oct 12, 1982
1
Season 1 Sep 07, 1981
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1 - 1Families At War Sep 07, 1981 -
1 - 2Of Meissen Men Sep 14, 1981 -
1 - 3A Night At The Opera Sep 21, 1981 -
1 - 4A Matched Pair Sep 28, 1981 -
1 - 5Nothing But The Truth Oct 05, 1981 -
1 - 6Father Of The Groom Oct 19, 1981
Overview
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Year 1991
Studio ITV1
Director Johnnie Mortimer
Crew
Popularity 14.8021
Language English
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